What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!