Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.