Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.