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Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!