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Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon