Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.