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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!