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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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