What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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