What did the man say to his big breaste...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!