What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!