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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.