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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!