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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.