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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?