Everything's gonna be all white.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Well fangcy that!
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Artificial colouring.
Nata-LEE-HEE!
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Suture self!