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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.