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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.