Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.