What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate