How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.