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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.