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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.