How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.