You can actually punch information into a computer.
C: PU!
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
In the ring.
PUNCH!
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
The latter represents people that win.