What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.