What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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What spell does harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!