What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.