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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry