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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi