What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!