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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!