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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?