What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What do you call a hot girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Coffee Table Jokes More Coffee Table Jokes

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.