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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.