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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.