You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Because he is a Boxer
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He would never leave his woes behind.
Left Out
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
His grades were below sea level
Its scales.
My husband be dead
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Feed it laxatives.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
