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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights