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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.