What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.