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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.