What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.