You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
If they dropped them they'd break
None. It fell down the stairs.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Faint
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Thanks for the mammaries!
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
