What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Dry Skin Jokes More Dry Skin Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League?

The Child Predators.