What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.