What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.