What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.