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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.