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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!