What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.