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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!