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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man