What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.