What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man