What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man