What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.