What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Alexander Graham Fell!