What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.