I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
A 2nd born.
Mr. Do Ping
On a blind date!
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
Put a steering wheel in front of them
Make-bereave
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Forget about it.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Asian People
