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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

How was your blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner! "