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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!