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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..