What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.