What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons