What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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What did the cannibal wipe with...... after he ate some people at the library?

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.