Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!