How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

Ltsmashes keyboard&gt

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!