What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged