What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had