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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.