What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.