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Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
Because 7 ate 9.
Atilla the Hungry.
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Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "