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What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over