What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.