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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.