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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River