What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.