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What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.