What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.