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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.