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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner