What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs