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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.