What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.