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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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A journalist.

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Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.