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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.