What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...