What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!