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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.