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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider