What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo