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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.