What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...